I May Have Finally Found a New Job

For any of you who doubted that I would actually donate sperm to make money (as i suggested in the previous post), have a look at the e-mail I just got:

Congratulations!

Your online donor application for The Sperm Bank of California has been accepted. In order to make your first appointment we need to complete the interview process on the telephone, which will take about 10-15 minutes. I'll call you during the times you indicated, or you can just call me when you have time. Phone interviews can be conducted anytime during office hours, Mon-Fri, 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. Make sure to include your full name if you leave me a message.

No matter the circumstance, it always feels good to be accepted. Although, to be honest, the prospect of this phone interview kind of worries me. What kind of questions are you asked during an interview for your sperm? Is it like a regular job interview?

“Would you describe your sperm as motivated? We’re looking for driven self-starters here at TSBC, do you consider your sperm to be a hard worker? What previous experience, relative to this job, does your sperm have?”

Do they ask for prior references?

Wow. I hope not. Wish me luck.