Help me!!!

I just bought a bright red betta for my office desk. They say that spending time with animals lowers your blood pressure, so i figure it may just save me from cinching my tie around my head, Rambo-style, and crawling from office to office, stabbing my co-workers to death with cleverly bent paper clips. I know, i know, that kind of stress-reduction seems like an awfully tall order for such a little fish, but i think he's up to the task. It took me over three hours to get free enough to get his little bowl set up and squared away, but did he die? No! That already makes him more capable than some of our clients (one of which died while waiting on us last week, in case you missed that post).

So why am i asking for help? Well, i think the little guy needs a name but, since being at work puts me in a bad mood and i don't want to wind up calling him "Shithead", "Asswipe" or "Stubborn Bitch-Made Punk With Big Lips", i thought maybe you guys could help me out.

So...